Looking for: I'm on the lookout for a man who’s got his own cape (metaphorically, of course). Someone who can keep up with my pace, both in the ER and on the dance floor. You’ve got to have a sense of humor—laughing is the best medicine, after all. I need someone who’s not afraid to get a little mud on their boots during weekend hikes and can cook a mean breakfast post-hike. A man who’s as comfortable in a tux as he is in sweats is my kind of guy. If you’re a good listener with a soft spot for animals and can handle my endless stream of medical stories, you’re already winning. Bonus points if you can beat me at Scrabble or make a killer cup of coffee. Must be willing to participate in impromptu karaoke sessions. And remember, I’m a paramedic, so I know CPR—just in case you fall head over heels.
About me: Hey there! I’m Veronika, your friendly neighborhood paramedic. When I'm not saving lives and making the world a better place, you’ll find me binge-watching medical dramas and critiquing their CPR techniques. Coffee is my lifeline, and I’m pretty sure my bloodstream is 50% caffeine. I’ve got a weakness for bad puns and dad jokes—seriously, try me. I’m fluent in sarcasm and can navigate through city traffic like a pro. My ideal date involves adrenaline rushes: think amusement parks or spontaneous road trips. I’ve got a big heart (it’s anatomically correct!) and an even bigger sense of adventure. Pets? Love them! Allergic to cats? Still love them! If you’re into spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen and deep conversations under the stars, let’s chat. Warning: my smile is contagious!
Qualities that I appreciate in people the most: I admire people who can keep their cool under pressure—probably because I’m used to emergencies! I also appreciate a good sense of humor; if you can make me laugh even after a 12-hour shift, you’re a keeper. Kindness and honesty go a long way with me, too. Bonus points if you’re a good listener—paramedics love to share stories!
My goals for the future: Save lives, learn to cook more than just pasta, maybe adopt a dog, and eventually visit every continent. Oh, and finally win at least one game of Scrabble against my best friend. A girl can dream, right?
My travel destinations (past or future): I’ve been to New York and Paris (yes, the Eiffel Tower is as romantic as they say). Next up on my bucket list: a road trip across Australia, a safari in Africa, and maybe even a visit to the North Pole to see if Santa needs a backup paramedic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about (or my dream is): My dream is to one day ride in a hot air balloon over the Serengeti at sunrise. I also spend an embarrassing amount of time thinking about what to eat for dinner—seriously, why is it so hard to decide between tacos and sushi?
My favorite movies, books, music, shows: Movies: I’m a sucker for medical dramas, obviously. Also, anything by Wes Anderson. Books: Anything that makes me laugh, cry, or question the meaning of life. Think “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” meets “Pride and Prejudice.” Music: My taste is all over the place—one minute I’m jamming to Queen, the next I’m chilling out with some classical music. Shows: “Grey’s Anatomy,” because who doesn’t like a good medical drama?
My favorite food: Pizza. Definitely pizza. You can put just about anything on it, and it still tastes amazing. I’m also a fan of sushi, tacos, and chocolate cake (not necessarily in that order).
Pets in my life: I don’t have any pets at the moment, but I’ve always wanted a dog. I imagine having a loyal furry friend would make my crazy work hours a lot more bearable. Plus, I could really use the extra exercise!
My hobbies and what I'm good at: I’m great at making quick decisions (thanks to my job), and I have a knack for staying calm in high-pressure situations. I love hiking, trying out new restaurants, and attempting to cook (with mixed results). In my spare time, I also enjoy painting—mostly abstract stuff that I like to think looks artsy, even if it’s just splashes of color.
Talking about sports: I’m more of a spectator than a participant. I enjoy watching soccer and basketball, and I’ve been known to dabble in a bit of running. By “dabble,” I mean I run to the fridge during commercial breaks.
The five things I can't live without: Coffee (because, paramedic). My stethoscope (it’s my trusty sidekick). A good book (to escape reality for a bit). My phone (to keep in touch and check on the latest memes). Pizza (for obvious reasons).
You should message me if: You’re looking for someone who’s up for an adventure, loves to laugh, and can bandage a cut like a pro. If you’ve got a good joke, I’m all ears. Bonus points if you know CPR—we could be a lifesaving duo!
Job: paramedic