Looking for: As for you — maybe you're the type who can fix a squeaky door and a broken mood. You enjoy laughing till your stomach hurts, aren’t afraid of pillow fights or big feelings, and you know that sometimes love shows up not with fireworks, but with a warm cup of tea and a shared silence. Bonus points if you’re good with animals, slightly ridiculous, and willing to dance with me in the rain (or at least hold the umbrella while I do). I’m not here for games (unless it's Scrabble — then bring it on), but for something real, surprising, and a little bit magical. Could that be you? Your turn to impress me 🖊️

About me: a professional snack negotiator, bedtime story champion, and undercover superhero (aka babysitter). My superpowers include calming tantrums with a single look, making vegetables seem like a treat, and spotting glitter from a mile away. I’ve mastered the art of balancing blocks and hearts — both require a gentle hand and a good sense of humor. When I’m not chasing tiny humans or pretending to be a dragon in an epic living room quest, you’ll find me dancing in the kitchen while making borscht, laughing at my own jokes (because someone has to), or daydreaming about faraway places and curious adventures. I believe in spontaneous road trips, pancakes for dinner, and the healing power of a well-timed meme.

Job: baby sitter