Looking for: A man who can handle heat—not just in the kitchen. Someone who can make me laugh until my mascara smudges, whisper things that make me blush, and hold me like I’m his most precious treasure. You don’t need to be perfect—just real, open, and ready to fall like a firework in slow motion.If you’re the type who opens doors, but isn’t afraid to push me up against one (with consent and perfect timing), then yes, please keep reading.So... are you ready to play with fire? ?
About me: By day, I’m digging up ancient secrets. By night, I’m fantasizing about your hands on my neck—ahem, I meant neck vertebrae. I’m a paleogeneticist with a wicked sense of humor, a passion for soft touches and sharp minds. I adore intelligent conversations that turn into whispered confessions. You bring the wine, I’ll bring the fossils (and the handcuffs if you’re lucky).
Qualities that I appreciate in people the most: Emotional intelligence, loyalty, clever banter, and the ability to undress my mind before my body. Bonus points if you make people laugh during serious moments.
My goals for the future: To love wildly and be loved back just as fiercely. To publish something scandalous in science. And maybe, just maybe… to find a partner who understands foreplay isn’t just physical—it’s mental, too.
My travel destinations (past or future): I’ve kissed the sun in Spain, got lost in Icelandic fog, and flirted with danger in the ruins of Pompeii. Future goals: Japan’s forests, Argentina’s tango clubs, and your favorite secret getaway spot—care to show me?
I spend a lot of time thinking about (or my dream is): How ancient humans survived without coffee, if soulmates are genetically real, and what it would feel like to fall asleep on someone’s chest and not want to leave in the morning.
My favorite movies, books, music, shows: I love films that leave me breathless—Her, Ex Machina, The Handmaiden. Books that bruise my heart (hello, Nabokov). Music? Something between Arctic Monkeys, old jazz, and rain tapping on windows. Shows? Fleabag, Dark, Mindhunter—make of that what you will.
My favorite food: Anything that can be eaten off someone else’s body. But also: figs, dark chocolate, oysters, and fresh bread still warm from the oven.
My hobbies and what I'm good at: Decoding ancient DNA. Making ridiculously good cinnamon buns. Asking just the right question to make you blush. And kissing like it’s the last thing we’ll ever do.
Talking about sports: I like watching sweaty men in shorts chase balls. Sometimes it’s tennis. Sometimes it’s football. Sometimes it’s just a dream I had.
The five things I can't live without: Laughter so deep it feels like sin Touch Books Curiosity That look someone gives you before they kiss you like they mean it
You should message me if: You have a brain that turns me on, a heart that can hold space for someone wild and loyal, and a fantasy you’ve never told anyone. Yet.
Job: Paleogeneticist