Looking for: I'm searching for someone who: Appreciates both science jokes and dad jokes (bonus points if you can combine them) Won't mind that I sometimes speak in chemical compounds when excited Has a stable molecular structure (aka reliable personality) Is ready for both calm reactions and explosive adventures Understands that sometimes I need to vent about people who think Google knows more about medicines than I do Isn't allergic to bad chemistry puns (because I have a lot of them) Side Effects of Dating Me Include: Never having to worry about getting the wrong medications Learning fascinating (and sometimes unsolicited) facts about everything in your medicine cabinet Having someone who can read doctor's prescriptions like they're regular handwriting Getting professional advice on which gummy vitamins taste the best Random bursts of Ukrainian songs and spontaneous cooking experiments Contraindications: Allergic to humor and positive energy Chronic complainers People who think WebMD is a substitute for medical professionals If you think we might have good chemistry together, let's meet for a dose of coffee and conversation. I promise to bring my best pharmaceutical humor and leave the medical jargon at work (mostly). Note: This interaction has been approved by the Board of Pharmacy and is certified free of boring conversations and pretentiousness. Dosage: Start with one message, may increase as tolerated. What do you say? Ready to be part of my clinical trial of love?

About me: I'm Ivanna, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist who can spell "acetylsalicylic acid" backwards (okay, maybe not, but I can definitely tell you all about it!). When I'm not decoding doctors' mysterious handwriting or explaining to people why they shouldn't take all their vitamins at once, I'm on a quest to find my own special formula for happiness.

Job: Pharmacist